The Catalina Wine Mixer

My name's Geoff and I'm kind of a big deal...


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thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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i don’t need your fucking sass today 

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i don’t need your fucking sass today 

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She was special, but she wasn’t smart. For Rita had only mentally progressed to the level of a first grader. Michael might have noticed her disability if it had not been masked by her British accent.

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meladoodle:

scientifrick:

stuffed carrot for loneliness

mum… i need 88 dollars…

meladoodle:

scientifrick:

stuffed carrot for loneliness

mum… i need 88 dollars…

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“When the sun rises in the west, and sets in the east, then you shall return to me, my sun and stars, and not before.”

When the sun rises in the west, and sets in the east, then you shall return to me, my sun and stars, and not before.

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hermione:

I did not kill my wife. I am not a murderer.

Gone Girl (2014), dir. David Fincher

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